Belvita biscuits are just rich teas sandwiching bodily fluids

Been a while this time! How you doing? That’s a nice pair of trousers you have.

So life finally got in the way a little bit. We’ve all been off doing separate things and making our way in the world but are now back and going to start bombarding you again with all the things us bastards are doing. Which is cool, right?

Firstly, the awesome gentleman known as Tom Robinson invited us on his BBC6 show to do a live session. We recorded three songs, one old, two new and talked with him about writing our upcoming debut album. We also met the awesome fella that is Craig Charles as he was finishing his DJ session. You can hear this session HERE.

Secondly we’re finally working on our debut album. We’ve been heavily listening to early 1960’s surf bands such as The Crossfires, The Pyramids, Johnny and the Hurricaines and Duane Eddy, and mixing them in with our blend of dance beats and punk vocals. It should be cool. We’ll be posting snippets online here as we go as well as posting reviews of stuff we’re listening to.

Lastly, on a purely personal note, I have never really liked cardigans. I feel they are an unnecessarily awful and ugly garment and not countless hipsters or Nirvana Unplugged will change my opinion. Sorry, but that’s just how I feel. I don’t know what a snood is by the way but I already hate them.

See you soon and thanks for all your support. Hopefully see you in a dirty club soon. Oh, and before we go, if you haven’t heard Diamonds by The Boxer Rebellion, it’s a great tune. We heard it through BBC’s speakers and it sounded awesome.


Andrew (Wildebeast), Kenny (Sir Wordsworth), Marek (The Rocket Scientist) and Thom (Thomosexual)


Just a thought…

I was wondering since I’m not really into these movies:

Who do you think got laid more; James Bond or Captain Kirk?

It seemed like Bond getting laid was part of his job, and his arch nemesis’s did have a habit of employing a very beautiful and sexually adventurous personal assistant that Bond would nail without fail within half an hour of screen time.

Kirk, however wasn’t too picky about getting it on with many a species, but then again I don’t know how space travel works, it could be a few years at a time before he docked at a planet where a vagina or indeed vaginas were attatched to the female species. Then again you make do with what you can get don’t you, I’m sure they had a cleaning lady aboard the Enterprise where he in passing might mention that he was free that very evening and that his penis was in fact bigger and better than all of the other crew. Or not, who knows? Bond though, might have been a complete nancy when he wasn’t working, snuggled in a cardigan in his English country house thinking about buying more cardigans. It’s a mystery isn’t it.

Much love

Thom -x-