Whenever there’s an important decision to be made within the band we like to make it in a mature manner – we rock-paper-scissors it. Take for example our new EP. Sanch wanted to call it Dionysus and Equidae or something. I wanted to call it Money Men. Despite the fact that Dionysus… may well be a better title than Money Men, we rock-paper-scissored it and I won. Eat shit Sanch. I can now reveal my secret as serialised in a popular US TV show: “Gentlemen – we can rebuild him. We have the technology.” I present to you the robot (Jan)ken.