Canon St. 6.45am Friday 24th February 2012.
Man 1: So did you take Jaqueline out for Valentines?
Man 2: I did yeah, was well nice. Went to this gaff in Soho. Thai. She loved it. Was really lovely, but on the walk home we met up with Pete and the lads, got a bit pissed.
Man 1: The usual then.
Man 2: It was, but we got bit carried away and we all started playing cricket outside with Jackie’s old wooden leg. Nearly broke the pissing thing.
Man 1: Shit mate.
Man 2: Yeah, she saw the funny side though, bless her.