Imagine once again you are that same club the following Friday. The week before you did pretty well for yourself, son. You shafted some right fine minge. Well in. Don’t get cocky though, nobody likes a nob.
This time though, things have changed. You’re in a different league tonight. You’re not out tonight with Akon and his cronies in their Lamborghini’s (who may or may not choose to bend you over). You’ve just made chums with none other than Curtis James bloody Jackson III.
50 Cent doesn’t see these knees ups like you and I. 50 Cent goes to the ‘Candy Shop and one taste of what he’s got and he’ll have you spending all you got’. And why shouldn’t he? When the only question he needs to ask when in the local discotheque is: ‘You gon’ back that thing up or should I push on it’, then one would suppose one is out for a pretty busy and lucrative evening, on the whole.
Mr. Jackson III breaks it down simply to the ladies so we can all understand too. He explains that you’re a nympho. But it’s cool because he’s only a bloody nympho too. But that’s not all. He’ll cater for your nympho needs. Whether it be in the hotel, or the back of your rental car, in the park, or quite simply ‘whatever you’re into.’ What an accommodating young man…But he does prefer to come in your mouth and not your hands I’ll tell you that much. Ahem. Sorry.
50 Cent – Candy Shop
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon’ back that thing up or should i push up on it
I’ll break it down for you now, baby it’s simple
If you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it’s whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I’m the love doctor
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I’m a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I’m trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands.
Much love x