As I sat waiting for a train in Kent this morning I heard two late teenage girls have this particularly horrible conversation that I feel the need to share, so maybe you guys can feel nauseous and gag into your coat sleeve too.
Girl1:….Did you suck him off?!
Girl1: AAAAAAGH! You did, didn’t you, you fucking slag. HAHAHA!……HAAAAA!
Girl2: Shut up Liz, last week you sucked off Daz(?) at (someones) party for, like, two hours!
Girl1: Yeah but I was on pills innit.
Girl2: My mate Lauren wanked this guy off from the year above and then fingered herself and got herself pregnant.
I think it would be best for all parties involved, if maybe everybody stopped sucking everybody off.