Girls Just Want to Have Fun

As I sat waiting for a train in Kent this morning I heard two late teenage girls have this particularly horrible conversation that I feel the need to share, so maybe you guys can feel nauseous and gag into your coat sleeve too.

Girl1:….Did you suck him off?!

Girl2: Maybe.

Girl1: AAAAAAGH! You did, didn’t you, you fucking slag. HAHAHA!……HAAAAA!

Girl2: Shut up Liz, last week you sucked off Daz(?) at (someones) party for, like, two hours!

Girl1: Yeah but I was on pills innit.

Girl2: My mate Lauren wanked this guy off from the year above and then fingered herself and got herself pregnant.

Girl1: Sick.

I think it would be best for all parties involved, if maybe everybody stopped sucking everybody off.

Much love

Thom -x-


3 thoughts on “Girls Just Want to Have Fun

  1. That’s what you think, have I told you about this bands liberal view of lovemaking. The last hour of rehearsal is always about oral.

  2. hahaha well then you’re either not satisfied with your bandmates’ oral skills or you just don’t like teenage girls, in which case i can’t blame you.

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