This morning, I was in my bed just lying there like a big ginger pig, drifting in and out of sleep and drooling all over the place. At one point I woke up and there was a massive thunderstorm going on, like, fucking massive.
It wasn’t so much the rain, more the thunder and lightning, huge flashes and then immidiate, ginormous, thunderclaps. In my sloth like state, I deduced that since the lightning and thunder were happening at the same time, my flat must be right in the middle of the storm, I didnt bother to get up to have a look though, I just lay there and scratched my balls.
Just as I was getting back off to sleep, the biggest thunderclap I have ever heard occured and all the car alarms in the carpark outside started going off. That is fucking mental isn’t it? Fucking car alarms went off!
I woke up again a few hours later and thought I’d drempt it all, but just now I went accross the road to the Tesco express with my flatmate Marek, and he brought it up.
The car alarms got set off….. Imagine that.