Only recently have I learned the term ‘Labia’. I had no idea what it was, or what it was used for. For those of you as innocent as myself it’s means *whispers* “lady parts“. It’s a specific “lady part” but for all intensive purposes a “lady part”. I guess all that’s left for me to do is put it in a sentence today. I’m at work, but I don”t think you can get a disciplinary for describing a technical error as a labial malfunction.