Sleep

Just to let everybody know:

1. Kenny snores like a wailing horse.

2. Andrew rolls around the bed, cracks his jaw and grinds his teeth. He also finds it nearly impossible to wake up in time for anything.

3. I have never seen Thom sleep.

4. I am the perfect sleeper.

Apologies for the slightly off topic nature of what I am about to divulge but I feel like you should know; I have had five shits at work today, it’s a small office and everyone can see when you visit the facilities. Five shits is embarrassing.

Alan.x

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2 thoughts on “Sleep

  1. you could have been peeing though – or do they actually listen to you being on the toilet? haha.

    what does a perfect sleeper do?

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